Spewfast Jamthirst

missmonomi:

#swiggity swag i am the bag

#swiggity swag i am the bag

sea—smoke:

LOL

vrisktorias-sekret:

all-good-usernames-are-taken:

WHAT A LITTLE SHIT

i lOVE HOW HE JUST HESITATES FOR A SECOND

THEN HE JUST

“REBELLION”

white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM

white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~

So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, “explodes” and then disappears.

theshelbylife:

incestuous-lesbianponies:

laurarw:

I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG

HOLY SHIT

sinningwithanopenmind:

iridessence:

These are getting ridiculous.

oh my god. adorable foam.

boodapug:

We had tons of fun at the annual Pug Crawl here in Portland yesterday. I’ll be sharing photos over the next week or so as I sort through them. The theme was “Night of the Living Pugs” (aka zombies).

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY